...Ann Coulter

Dear Minions,

My new book has been green-lighted by the publishing company, but I can't decide on a title. The book is about the liberal media and how they corrupt the good citizens of this country with their lies and propaganda. There are a couple chapters about fags like John Edwards thrown in for good measure.

Help me out. I need you. Your country needs you. Vote on one of the following titles.

1. Liberals Aren't Like Monkeys (You Can Train Monkeys!)

2. "Fag" Ain't Just British Slang For Cigarette

3. The Secret Life of Barak Obama Bin Laden

4. My Snatch Is Stronger, Wittier, and Crazier Than Yours

5. "Ill Bear" May Be An Anagram For 'Liberal', But A Sick Ursus Would Still Happily Eat All Your Bleeding Hearts

Don't offer additional suggestions. I am not interested in them. I am smarter than all of you. My middle name may be 'Hart', but that doesn't mean I have one.

Ann.