...Miley Cyrus

YDear Diary,Y

Annie L. called 2day. She wanted 2 take more pix! :) She promised they would B artsy, not smutty like the last ones. Daddy said it would B ok. He's such an awesum dad!! :)

So she came over and told me 2 strip and drape a sheet around myself. :( "Isn't this what we did last time?" I asked, but she was already snapping photos. :(

I felt a little violated after the session, :( but Annie promised it would B ok. "U R a star!" she proclaimed. :)

She wuz right! :)

The pix look totally awesum! :)

So I e-mailed them 2 the prez of my fanclub, who I only know as xCutiexbluexeyezx2000, but her mom downloaded the pix first and now I am in hot water!! :( Apparently, xCutiexbluexeyesx2000 is only 8 years old!! Oh noes!! :(

Diary, what should I do? I want 2 B loyal 2 my totally awesum tween fanbase, but I want 2 B a hoochie, 2! :) So u ever feel like that? Life is hard. :(

But life is also easy. :) I just cashed a royalty check that was 2.6 mil and now I can buy that new Bratz doll! :) Awesum! :)

YLove,Y
YMileyY

Joe sez, "Huzzah to Jacqui for the idea!" and "Thanks, Tim, for snapping the pictures, even if it was a little awkward."