Hey Journal,
Awesome news. I discovered this morning that my lips have an allergic reaction to the chemicals in Peppermint ChapStick. The result? They swell to six times their normal size! Because my lips are already six times larger than an average adult's, this means they bloom to twelve times the average! Poutier, more beestung lips mean I will really dominate the silver screen. My lips might even require their own billing in credits.
Just imagine:
Mr. Smith ...................... Brad Pitt
Mrs. Smith .................... Angelina Jolie
Angelina's Lips ............. As themselves
I'm gonna get these suckers insured!
In other news, I have found 23 new babies to adopt. 6 are from Namibia, 1 is from Mozambique, 9 are from China, 3 are soon-to-be-former street urchins I found in London, and 4 are from my next door neighbor (she had quadruplets!).
This is turning out to be the best day ever.
Big, wet kisses from my ginormous lips,
xAngelinax
1 comment:
I just saw a trailer for some action movie starring her. Half the footage was of her naked back. The rest was of the lips.
ugh. I think she had fake back tattoos, too.
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