THANGS TA DO TA-DAY
1. Wax chest. (Ouch!! But tha ladiez love it! I think they do, anyway!)
2. Return Lance Bass's calls. Am not interested in NSYNC reunion, but might be interested in sleeping with Lance. Bisexuality is "in" right now. Will ask Madonna for advice.
3. Practice "Ow!"s and "Ooo-hoo!"s in mirror. Try tilting fedora simultaneously.
4. Learn how to moonwalk. Again. It's so hard!!
5. Practice at mini-golf range. Tiger Woods is goin' down!
6. Finish lyrics for new song on forthcoming album. Am stuck on this stanza:
I had your heart, girl
You took it back, son
I really want to be
Like _______ _______.
7. Call Brit. Does bok choy go well with asparagus? She'd know.
8. Finish reading Ramona Quimby, Age 8. Almost done!!!
9. Consider renaming penis. "Timbersnake" sounds tacky.
10. Bottle farts and suggest to solicitor that scents be used in upcoming perfume line. Tha ladiez will love it!!
1. Wax chest. (Ouch!! But tha ladiez love it! I think they do, anyway!)
2. Return Lance Bass's calls. Am not interested in NSYNC reunion, but might be interested in sleeping with Lance. Bisexuality is "in" right now. Will ask Madonna for advice.
3. Practice "Ow!"s and "Ooo-hoo!"s in mirror. Try tilting fedora simultaneously.
4. Learn how to moonwalk. Again. It's so hard!!
5. Practice at mini-golf range. Tiger Woods is goin' down!
6. Finish lyrics for new song on forthcoming album. Am stuck on this stanza:
I had your heart, girl
You took it back, son
I really want to be
Like _______ _______.
7. Call Brit. Does bok choy go well with asparagus? She'd know.
8. Finish reading Ramona Quimby, Age 8. Almost done!!!
9. Consider renaming penis. "Timbersnake" sounds tacky.
10. Bottle farts and suggest to solicitor that scents be used in upcoming perfume line. Tha ladiez will love it!!
2 comments:
Joe!
Keep it up--this is So entertaining and clever.
Absolutely! There is always room for one more, especialy an MLIS student. By the way, is this fellow, Tim, the one who is preparing for a career as a bartender?
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