Hey, Ladies!I had a case of the Grumpy Grumps this morning! But I don't let those gray clouds stick around for long! No sir! I get up Up UP and I move Move MOVE and soon as you know it I smile Smile SMILE! There's no time for Grumpypants! Throw them out the door! They make your ass look big anyway! I just do what I always do! I make a list of things that get me happy and then I gave myself the entire day to Get It Done! That's right, girls! GET! IT! DONE!
#1. Buy new panties! CHECK! Victoria's Secret has an awesome sale right now!
#2. Watch 5 episodes of Oprah! CHECK! UGoGirl!
#3. Listen to some oldies! CHECK! I! Sweat! It! Out!
#4. Eat tub of Ben & Jerry's! CHECK! Repeat #3!
#5. Get a perm! CHECK! Bouncy hair is happy hair!
#6. Consider sex change! CHECK! Need to sell more videos and Deal-a-Meals and assorted exercise products before this becomes a reality! Buy my stuff, ladies!
Whew!
So the next time Captain Grumps-a-lot gives it to you up the ass, take a page from your ole pal Richard and chase those blues away!
Love you - mean it!
Richard!
4 comments:
oh........ my...... god......
Hilarious! How about Gene Simmons? Quite a character shift, huh?
props
You needed to add more sparkle to your shorts. He always glitters! Fabulous all the same.
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